9 June 2008 - 0:41My Awful Expensive Vacation

  1. Canadian Tire credit card pusher nails us.
  2. Car breaks down on the highway with both front brakes ceased on.
  3. One fabulous 200 dollar ride to Bridgewater in a tow truck.
  4. Rented a PT Cruiser for the weekend, another 300 dollars.
  5. At the cabin, I promptly get drunk and fall asleep, the next day all my hotdogs are gone.
  6. Burned my knuckles fairly bad on the new BBQ I bought for the cabin.
  7. Go swimming with a pack of smokes in my shorts pocket.
  8. Slip off my inflatable dolphin and promptly go to the bottom of the lake with my drink in hand.
  9. Receive a 1300 dollar estimate for my car from Canadian Tire. Saying I need work done that I have already had done.
  10. Go to Bridgewater and my brother Dave fixes it in 15 minutes. Mom spots a yard sale.
  11. Get home to discover the cats had turned our bed into a litter box.
  12. Find out the next day from my brother that the car lot he works at just got a PT Cruiser in.
  13. Get financing from the dealership at a nice 29.5% interest rate.
  14. Go to the bank, receive a 15000 dollar line of credit at a much nicer interest rate.
  15. Buy the PT Cruiser, go back to work.
  16. Receive a letter from Canadian Tire Master Card, that we can not be approved for the credit card at this time.

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