Where to begin with this one? Well the parking lot where I work is like most parking lots, a place to store your vehicle and a hobo’s washroom. Needless to say, someone took a dook in the parking lot and it sat there for sometime. Apparently the building maintenance people won’t deal with that sort of thing.

Shortly after this event there was some construction and scaffolding was erected. The scaffolding was on wheels and was stored along the wall where the dook was placed. Needless to say the wheels flattened the dook and it sat there for sometime. This weekend they repainted the lines in the parking lot, and the below is the result.

I proudly present “The Yellow Dook”.

Well, I had one hell of a weekend. First my only day off was Saturday followed by a crazy snow storm that although I knew was coming, really surprised me.

Watching the snow come down on Friday night was crazy. Saturday and my only day to sleep in started out pre 6am with the damn fire alarm going off. Good news everyone, for it seems it doesn’t wake me up. Instead my girlfriend woke me.

So once up and out of bed, we put our winter gear on and headed outside. It was still crazy cold out with snow everywhere. We waited with a few neighbors only to discover later on that someone pulled the fire alarm. Gotta love the university shit heads in the building.

So with that it was time to head back to bed. Waking up later on only to discover the weather had shifted and it was 10 degrees outside. With all the snow melting, I enjoyed what was left of my day off. Sunday it was time to head back to work.

At work I headed outside to the parkade where I often go to have a smoke. And what do you suppose I found? Well there was a plastic bag with porn dvd’s inside. I didn’t do any digging as nothing is dirtier than abandoned parking lot porno. But I was able to clearly make out one of the titles. Something along the lines of “barely legal”.

So that was my weekend, the good, the bad and the dirty. And no I didn’t take the porn, why would I, I have the internet.

When do 4 dimes equal a dollar?

When the vending machine at work is giving me my change!

Thats right! I put 2 bucks in, select a bag of chips for a dollar. And just like that, presto, I’m made the fool. All I can do is stand there dazed while I watch the machine zero’s itself out and spit out 4 dimes. What’s up with that?